Randomness to the tune of Smith

So, we’re completely out of work once again. What’s been going on in that genius guy’s, (ohh what’s his name? oh yea Dave) life? Nothing too exciting. We had the two J’s over on Turkey day for the Apprentice marathon. It was a jip. First episode was a clip-show. That’s just bullshit Donald. Speaking of Donald, I had a weird thought about him the other night. (nothing perverted, well maybe…) I believe that Donald Trump is John Madden’s evil cousin. Look at the hair guys, the hair!! It’s so Maddenly. Anyway, he must be evil he’s Donald Trump for chrissakes. However, it is possible, but just cause your unfortunate enough to be related to Madden doesn’t mean that you can get away with that. Not without my disapproval, that’s right Don! My disapproval is something he going to have to deal with. Don’t be surprised if you find him with a small ritual knife stuck in his rigor-mortified hand covered in the blood of hara-kari with his head hanging on his back by a thread of flesh. Still, I will not give him the honor he so dearly may want. Prepare your body for a tomb in vulture intestines. Ha Ha Ha!

            While we’re talking about horrible, disgusting things the (real) Labor Day is getting closer and I decided to remind my Italian teacher who already found out about it a little in my paper. He was unbelievably cool about it. He said if I miss the final’s date that I can just email him and we can set up another day to take it. He was so curious about everything. He asked me if I knew the sex. When I answered he just said, “Oh, your lucky!” then he told me that I need to get my bachelor’s. “You need that piece of paper Dave,” he tells me. It was great.

            Anyway, I’m gonna go on break now. But before I go, here’s a message to the potential masters of Hwoarang and Jin Kazama, etc…( *in Family Guy’s Joe Swanson voice) BRING IT ON!!!!!